there’s nothing comforting about helping pack one’s younger brother’s bookcase and finding volumes like The Machiavellian Guide to Womanizing on the shelf, which includes instructions for stunts like, “how to fuck your girlfiriend into a sound sleep, then sneak out of her room and into her lucious roommate Kathy’s bed.” ugg. we’ll give him the benefit of the doubt and assume that it was a gag gift.