okay, so our anniversary date didn’t turn out to be the most romantic on record – we went rollerblading along the lake, then rented School of Rock and ordered a pizza – but we’re poor, tired, and the sheer novelty of us both having the same evening off was enough. we bought one another flowers, but when we weren’t looking zeke nibbled on them, tipped the wine bottle-vase over, and then barfed the plants back up.

later andy saved me from a giant bathroom spider.