the punchline to a joke told by our sound engineer: “Duh. It’s the hundred-and-ten volt to two-hundred-twenty volt XLR to camlock adapter.” hilarious laughter ensues. this was only funny to the joke teller and recipient. ah, tech geek humor.

the carpenters defending their choice to play Phil Collins all afternoon in the shop: “But occasionally the 80’s happens to everyone.”

My boss, printing out a diagram about what parts of a pig are tastiest (answer: all of them): “I’m just going to add that to my wall of pork love.”

and finally, this gem is from the stage manager’s report:

Titus Performance Report #12

* The wardrobe ladies were sent on a frantic mission to find
Eddie’s show shoes, only to discover 10 minutes before curtain that they were on Anish’s feet.