1: sometimes when i think of our cats’ quirks, i think of them in the framework of a cat social networking profile. like, “i’m eddie, i’m a 7lb abyssinian and my favorite places to sharpen my non-existent claws are the bathroom scale and the alarm clock. when i throw up, i like to bury it under the curtains.” or, “i’m zeke, a 17lb bengal. my favorite foods to eat are dry cat kibble, dental floss, poisonous flowers, and eddie.”

2: these are things you would never utter outside of our household, right?

1: oh, actually, i was just thinking about it as a blog entry.