every day i get daily deals offers via email from the likes of Groupon, LivingSocial, Amazon Local, TravelZoo, etc. when i skim the promotional email tab before usually just deleting everything, sometimes the offers’ subject lines blend together into a sort of crazy retail poetry. here are some pairing suggestions based on this week’s inbox:

Sausage-Making Class + Mystery Dinner

Financial Trading Course + Statesville Haunted Prison Ticket

Museum of Surgical Science: Medical Curiosities for 2 + Dental Exam

Ticket to Breast Cancer [Awareness Pub Crawl]

Cuff Me: The Fifty Shades of Grey Musical Parody + Sofa Cleaning

House of Horror Tour + Micodermabrasion and Chemical Peels

Kayak Rental + Swim Lessons

Customized Alphabet + $1 Kindle Books

Cupcake Tour + Laser-Like Lipo Body Contouring