B: have you seen this episode of 30 rock?
J: no, what happens?
B: okay so Jen, I mean, Liz Lemon–
J: wait, did you just confuse me with Liz Lemon?
B: it’s a compliment, Tina Fey is super cute.
[pause]
J: I think I have food in my hair.
B: and yet I’m in trouble for comparing you to Liz Lemon?