5.21.03 – so the topic sentence of this paragraph is: i’m even broker than i was before, but i have cool pants

j.crew warehouse sale. whomp whomp.

last night i dreamt that my right leg was covered in these pale grey spots, like the kind of paint freckles you get from working with watery black paint, only it was some sort of mysterious rash. i remembered the dream this morning when, while getting dressed, i noticed a series of bug bites all the way up my right leg – flat, round red freckles. did i somehow know in my sleep that i was being bitten by something? and where was my trusty, spider-eating cat when i needed him?