i got pig trotters because they still have the flesh on them and they look like little boys’ arms.

well, then we won’t use cat vomit for the blood.

but is it BAD to breath neon gas?

is ‘banana guard’ an euphemism for something i should know about?

do me a favor and call me if you think she’s going to call me about anything.

as long as it doesn’t catch on fire like it did in philadelphia, that’s alright.