okay, i have three questions to pose to the internet tonight:

1. do spiders get chopped up inside my vacuum or are they colonizing inside the dirt cup?*

2. can anyone write me a bit of code that will take tweets and turn them into blog posts automatically (which basically means, a bit of code that will take my twitter feed and turn each tweet into an email, which blogger can accept as a blog post)?

3. i have a kitchen window. i have fabric. i have a sewing machine, matching thread and mad skills. i want to turn said fabric and skills into curtains, but am trying to avoid country-kitchen-cute. who has a favorite apartmenttherapy sort of link for window dressings they’d like to share?

*i have consulted a former vacuum-cleaner repairman, and even he didn’t know — his excuse being that vacuum cleaner technology has changed a lot in the past 10 years.