Here’s a new idea for you, airlines: free wifi in the terminals (yeah, in the air, too, but one thing at a time). I appreciate Southwest’s rocking chairs, the banks of leather arm chairs with outlets for laptops, even some table and chairs so you don’t have to eat pre-flight meals in your lap. But what about wifi? It could be unlocked with your flight’s confirmation code and last name, that way the terminal wouldn’t be flooded with other airline’s passengers trying to bogart it (tho, don’t get me wrong, i’d rather there was just free wifi for the people, especially in airports).

Bongo, i will not pay your exorbitant fees!